Monday, July 7, 2008

JoKeS 18 Above onLy Lolz x)

KENTUT
org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!
CONDOM vs KOTEX
Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn!
Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i'll lose my business for 9 months!
SABAH
pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?
memang tak masuk akal!
WARNING!!
children playing outside the car can cause accident.
adult playing inside the car
can cause children!
4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA
1-berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2
2-hidang susu fresh tanpa pergi kekedai
3-mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk
4-ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2
SWEET
a lollipop said to a chocolate 'Damn we're sooo sweeeet!'
the chocolate replied 'Sweet?
u should see the person who PoSTINg this message. fuh, lagi sweet~~!!hoho.....

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